| rank | nickname | distance() + sca() calls per second |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | cyc | 177394 |
| 2 | definitely not me | 151493 |
| 3 | pepperoni | 142309 |
| 4 | ZA WARUDO | 133340 |
| 5 | i hope senpai will notice me | 117055 |
| 6 | ok | 114777 |
| 7 | defenestrate | 106081 |
| 8 | NullPointerException | 104742 |
| 9 | sandwich | 100155 |
| 10 | The Cat in the Hat | 94567 |
| 11 | scassac | 89745 |
| 12 | banana peel | 4821 |
| 13 | Old Saint Nickname | 1169 |
| 14 | Oompa Loompa | 1075 |
| 15 | latelatelate | 905 |
| 16 | elliekemper | 904 |
| 17 | minion | 891 |
| 18 | help is on the way | 880 |
| 19 | voldemort | 90 |
| 20 | Kanye West | 61 |