| rank | nickname | distance() + sap() calls per second |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | little bobby tables | 9140199 |
| 2 | I really hate WRI | 264999 |
| 3 | yoda | 6816 |
| 4 | Laulz | 3586 |
| 5 | just_testing | 3259 |
| 6 | dsl | 2759 |
| 7 | Savannah | 2060 |
| 8 | I can't Handel this. | 1767 |
| 9 | pinzy | 1736 |
| 10 | ron burgundy | 1624 |
| 11 | !Kernighan | 1501 |
| 12 | Watson | 1451 |
| 13 | Kerplunk | 1438 |
| 14 | IGNANT_YUNG_MONEY$$ | 1414 |
| 15 | mar | 1400 |
| 16 | Yo-Josh-Hug | 1372 |
| 17 | Why_Was_WordNet_Easier_Than_KdTrees?!? | 1348 |
| 18 | bOuNd2fAlLiNgInLoVe | 1236 |
| 19 | cos4lyfe | 1228 |
| 20 | epk | 1204 |
| 21 | MYT | 1172 |
| 22 | i am out of late days | 1160 |
| 23 | Seymour_Butts | 1152 |
| 24 | Lord Tarjan | 1099 |
| 25 | Yuan "Quick Finish" Wang | 845 |
| 26 | DidYouHearAboutPluto? | 781 |
| 27 | NEXT LEVEL CODE | 755 |
| 28 | Marquess Sedgewick | 665 |
| 29 | 360_N0$K0P3!!!11! | 596 |
| 30 | Moustache | 559 |
| 31 | kutts | 147 |
| 32 | eating clubs rock | 142 |
| 33 | Ron Burgundy | 138 |
| 34 | ilikefood | 138 |
| 35 | gaofushuai | 138 |
| 36 | hawlp | 137 |
| 37 | squirrelsAreNouns | 137 |
| 38 | WRI SEM :-) , April Fools :P | 129 |
| 39 | gold claymore | 126 |
| 40 | digraph | 125 |
| 41 | deSable | 123 |
| 42 | kgytikuft | 121 |
| 43 | 1337H4CK | 114 |
| 44 | batman | 106 |
| 45 | Jorbert | 0 |